Exclusive to Ottawa Cigar Emporium. The newest status symbol sweeping the globe, the Singelringen has been spotted on stars such as Julieta Lewis, Terrence Howard, Monique Coleman, Wilmer Valderamma, Maria Menounos and Mario Lopez. Singelringen has no opinion on whether the single life is the optimal life to live, or not. We just encourage people to enjoy their single lives! By wearing your Singelringen, you declare that it is OK to be single.
This is hilarious. People are so insecure about being single that they need a status symbol to say that "it's OK to be single". Hilarious.
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Does anyone really think tha Mario Lopez will help sell anything? That guy is a major douche.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the next ring will automatically update their facebook relationship status when they put it on! finally everyone will know your business without even speaking to you. It's like living in a small town with 6 billion of your closest friends.
Who the hell is Mario Lopez?
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